Oh yeah, the sword probably wasn't even sharp, that's like assuming the gun probably wasn't even loaded. That'll get you real dead real quick.
And as far as the Witnesses not having any money to steal, what kind of ignorance is that? I know Witnesses that are millionaires, I know Witnesses that have six figure incomes, do you suppose they have anything to steal?
New depths of moronity are surfacing here every day.